Sunday, September 7, 2008

I'm Baaaaaccckkk!!!

Yes, I know. My sweet BFF told me that my readership numbers are way down... to like nothing. She also informed me that people were starting to not read my blog anymore. I figured that isn't really surprising, since I haven't blogged since MAY!!!! I know... in my defense, it has been a long summer filled with many trips to Wyoming- which in case you were wondering is God's country, according to my DH. Needless to say, I am back on the wagon and trying to settle back into my life.

Speaking of which, I need to vent for a moment. Why is it that I am the only person qualified to change out a roll of toilet paper? That is, of course, after being the only one qualified to find said toilet paper. To let you in on a little secret- I hide the toilet paper. It is in the garage on the shelf (next to the paper towels) in plain view. But, no one can ever find it. Hmmm... I am sure glad that I attended that pre-wife/mothering course wherein I learned vital things like: how to know where everything in the house is at any given moment, how to wash-rinse-dry & fold clothing for 5 people simultaneously, emptying the trash cans, replacing toilet paper rolls, how to scrub a toilet and wipe a mirror, etc. Well worth my time. Anyone planning on having a husband or children: Highly recommend this class. It will serve you well... especially since you will now be the sole authority on such things.

(sliding my soap box back to it's proper location) Ok.... whew!!

So I am back, and I hope that you spread the word. I don't want my eagle award revoked. Ok, so I gave it to myself, but still!

5 comments:

pamo said...

oh yay! i hope to see you regularly online!

i'm the only one who knows how to change the TP too. but i've decided that it must make me some kind of genius because if no one else can figure it out, it must be really really hard. and i am a BYU grad after all. we're groomed for this stuff.

bradnlisa said...

Welcome Home Sister Miller, Welcome Home. (Said like TY does from Extreme Makeover-Home Edition. I love him...)I mean, he's great...I'm off the market...

smodi said...

It must be this street then, because that happens here too. And here I thought I was suffering thru this all alone and that no one would understand. We can form a toilet paper support grou.....HA HA HA HA HA HA

PS Thank you and your husband for pulling and spraying my weeds. It was greatly appreciate!! Your An Awesome Family!!

Kristie and Roger said...

That is pretty Sad Tiff, I told Mandy you really did win some blogging award

Aubrey said...

Love your blog. Hope you don't mind I hopped over here from Facebook. Jack seems, um, cute... I can't believe your little Braxton is in school. He was a few month/maybe weeks old the last time I saw him...K-now you made me feel guilty for spending so much time on my butt in front of the computer. Think I'll go check the toilet paper....;P